I believe

I believe in ice cream for breakfast and breakfast for dinner

I don’t believe in chain emails

I believe in fairies because if I don’t one will die

I don’t believe in love at first sight

I believe that sex on the first date is generally a bad idea but it happens

I believe in Déjà Vu

I believe everything happens for a reason (I have to after multiple break ups and layoffs)

I don’t believe in Santa Claus anymore but I think all children should

I believe that Thanksgiving is a far more enjoyable holiday than Christmas, in fact I actually prefer Halloween to all notable holidays

I don’t believe anyone should ever light the pilot light in there gas oven after a few beers (believe me, I know)

I believe the Sweet Potato is underrated on the West Coast

I believe if you start your day with uncomfortable socks it’s a prelude to a bad day

I believe in following your gut even if you don’t like the outcome

I don’t believe I should pay $4.00 for coffee or gas but they are both necessary (for me)

I believe in God, if I didn’t I would have to admit that I am a crazy person talking to dead air

I believe Easter is an opportune time for me to purchase Cadbury Cream Eggs and Peeps Marshmallow candy

I don’t believe in New Year’s resolutions

I believe in rescues everyone should rescue a dog or cat at some point (unless they are allergic)

I don’t believe that just because you have an opinion you are at liberty to share it (though I personally struggle with this)

I believe in Karma

I believe the beer koozie is genius more people should embrace them

I don’t believe in Bud Light, because the Silver Bullet never lets me down

I do believe that you should always have a bottle of chilled champagne on hand

I believe that honesty is the best policy even when it hurts

I believe that lightening bugs are magic

I don’t believe you should ever compromise what you really really want but I think most people do

I believe that everything is better with cheese

I believe in the power of positive thinking but it is easier said that done

I believe that your oldest friends and family are the best people to keep you humble

I don’t believe in shots of tequila or shots in general

I do believe in a glass of wine shared with a good friend after a hard day, week, month, year

I don’t believe in low-rise pants, people are tired of seeing my butt crack

I believe in Mission Based Shopping, but I could spend hours in the grocery store

I believe every woman is allowed to feel like a princess

I don’t believe in the Fairy Tale but I believe in Happy Endings